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Nvidia · video review
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Jokes about an unconfirmed report. China calls it groundless; Nvidia says it has no reason to believe any secrets were compromised. The signs are ours; the rumour is not.
Reply all: "Noted."
The independent review will now be independently reviewed.
A Sunday email. A Monday sell-off.
Outside counsel: the only Nvidia division hiring this week.
Earnings call on the 17th. First question is not about GPUs.
On the record
- 8 Nov: Huang told staff he had been unfaithful and said he fell short.
- The board opened an independent investigation.
- 9 Nov: the shares fell. By how much depends on who you ask.
Not established
- The spy-asset claim rests on anonymous officials quoted by the press. China calls it groundless.
- Nvidia says it has no reason to believe secrets or national security were compromised.
- No divorce has been filed. Any divorce figure online is speculation.
The board review is real. Everything on a cardboard sign is not.
Written in the spirit of the jokes ThePrint and WION reported from X and Reddit. None of them is evidence of anything.
Final tally
Out means fired, forced out or resigned. Divorces count as stayed unless the job went too.
Dollar figures are never added up: they span decades, currencies and different kinds of loss.
The full roster
Sometimes the market cheers
Concession stand
The stadium accepts tips. Scan with the Binance app.
The scoreboard is run by one person and a spreadsheet. Tips keep the bulbs lit.
This code only works inside the Binance app; a regular camera or bank app will not open it.
